1. secret-icecream-empress:

    two things:

    1) I can’t wait to see my lover on Friday, push him aggressively down into a chair, unbutton his fly, and take him without mercy, after which he will take control of me, grab me by a handful of my hair, and play me like a goddamn musical instrument (not sure what kind: bassoon? violin? banjo? theramin? whatever, this is an instrument that makes uncontrollable breathy girlish mewling sounds. maybe we should compete on Australia’s Got Talent)

    2) remember that time when I was told to keep my “slightly overweight body” off the internet? well it’s baaaaack. I feel like a goddess in my new Honey Birdette lingerie and I ate Mexican chocolate cake for breakfast. I can only hope that person is 1/20th as sexually fulfilled as I am at the moment, and being kinder to themselves and others. good sex makes the world a better place.

  2. secret-icecream-empress:

I found a ridiculously small pair of panties in the drawer. 

    secret-icecream-empress:

    I found a ridiculously small pair of panties in the drawer. 

  3. girlswithglasses:

    megan turney #29

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